This petition was submitted during the 2010–2015 Conservative – Liberal Democrat coalition government
Rejected petition Petition for Noel Gallagher to have his own TV show.
The government should give Noel Gallagher his own TV show.
Examples of segments he can have on his show:
Noel Gallagher top 10 loves/hates (weekly segment)
Noel Gallagher explains macro-economic policy.
Noel Gallagher football round-up.
Noel Gallagher interviews a new teenage pop-star each week.
Noel Gallagher tour/Oasis memoirs.
He should also field questions from the audience/online viewers.
Noel Gallagher could try his hand at different genres of music. perhaps one a week.
He should also have the opportunity to perform on the acoustic guitar sitting on a stool. And he should think that this is the main reason for the show and that everyone thinks he's totally amazing.
Other: Noel Gallagher must also be allowed to drink lager and smoke cigarettes before, during and after filming.
This petition was rejected
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