This petition was submitted during the 2015-2017 parliament
Rejected petition Void any government petition calling for a second referendum
We, the undersigned, call on the government to null & void any government petition unless all signees agree to vote wearing tutus & suspenders. Furthermore, whilst voting, they must repeatedly sing the lyrics to Air supply's 'I'm all out of love'. If they don't know the lyrics, its tough.
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Also, the result of the referendum will not be binding unless Elizabeth Hurley agrees to wrestle me naked in a paddling pool full of strawberry flavoured Jelly. Sorry, but thems the rules...
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https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/134345
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