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This petition was submitted during the 2010-2015 parliament

Petition Ban alcohol, caffeine and smoking

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This is mainly to illustrate the hypocrisy of the British government.

The government drugs advisor has said that legal highs must be banned. Now, not all drugs are bad. (Unless you've been brainwashed by the lack of scientific evidence presented.)

Alcohol and tabacco kill more people each year despite being legal.

And caffeine gives you a certain type of high.

So, alcohol, caffeine and smoking should be made illegal.

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