Petition Withdraw American Independence

We the undersigned petition to the UK government to withdraw independence from the United States of America, and to reinstate America as a UK colony.
They had a fair go and showed that they can't be trusted with the power, so it's time for it to be handed back.

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It was submitted during the 2010–2015 Conservative – Liberal Democrat coalition government

This petition has been rejected with the following reason given:

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