This petition was submitted during the 2017-2019 parliament
Rejected petition Arrest Uri Geller for Psychic Vanadlism
This man must be stopped. We cannot allow this kind of telepathic tomfoolery to get in the way of our strong and stable government at such a crucial time in the Brexit process.
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On 22nd March 2019 Celebrity Psychic URI Geller wrote a letter to PM Theresa May, claiming that he would “stop [her] telepathically from [leading Britain into Brexit]”.
On 4th April 2019 a burst pipe flooded the Houses of Commons, causing untold damage and disturbance to the country’s ongoing political dealings.
Later that same day, Geller sent the following tweet: “Yes I did it @HouseOfCommons! I bent the pipes, and I won’t apologise, you all deserve it! #brexit #startfromscratch”
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