Petition Everyone stands on the right of the escalator unless you're walking through. Failure to comply will result in a legally allowed beating death.

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Enough is enough! Everyone stands on the usual right of the escalator allowing a corridor for more hurried populace. Failure to comply means we can legally hurl you from the escalator.

Also some kind of award would be nice. Like tea or biscuits.

This petition is closed This petition ran for 6 months

3 signatures

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Date closed 20 December 2013
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