Rejected petition Abolish Fringes on Breakfast TV

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This petition sets out to highlight the plight of talented and expressive Eyebrows at the hands of the boring immobile Fringes.

Eyebrows have an essential job to do, in enhancing and dramatising the delivery of the BBC Breakfast News. However in recent months a “maney veil” has been drawn over our ability to ensure that the news items are delivered with the correct and telling expression.

We do not wish to single out any offending presenters by naming them here, but our Steph McGovern knows who she is.

No longer, in the name of fashion, should us Brows remain hidden behind the hairy curtain.

End this follicle challenge and set us Eyebrows free to dance and entertain you. Sign our petition now and have hair restored to your screens, plucked, threaded and ready to seduce.

Don’t cut the BBC budget, cut the Fringe and raise your Brows.

David Cameron man the Shears!

This petition was rejected

Why was this petition rejected?

It’s about something that the UK Government or Parliament is not directly responsible for.

We only reject petitions that don’t meet the petition standards.

Date submitted 22 October 2013
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