Petition Reclaim America

In 1776, those who signed that illegal piece of paper not only chose to be traitors to Britain & the Crown, but also narcissists, purely motivated by self-ambition. Britain lost her most valuable overseas' territories (which we helped found) in the 13 colonies & has subsequently lost significant trade & the wealth that it brings in the last 230 years. The British government, representing us, the British people, must propose is the following:

America cede her claim to the 13 colonies taken from Britain in revolution, with Britain reclaiming the territories. Additionally, the government of the 'United States' (through their treachery) of America should make reparation payments of £2tn to compensate Britain for her loss of trade and opportunity within ten years of decision, accounting for inflation.

If declined, the matter shall either be dealt with via the UN or by the considerable means the British government has at her disposal.