Rejected petition Prince Phillip should be offered to Mario Balotelli as sexual chattel

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* Mario Balotelli has promised to beat Costa Rica if he gets a kiss from the queen (on the cheek)

* England also need Italy to beat Uruguay

* Balotelli will no doubt make a similar demand, we must pre-empt that by presenting him with an offer he cannot refuse

* A spot of light frottage with Prince Phillip should do it.

* so let's get on it.

This petition was rejected

Why was this petition rejected?

It’s about something that the UK Government or Parliament is not directly responsible for.

Now out of date. Perhaps re-submit in time for the European Championships? However, suspect it is one for Buckingham Palace, not HM Gvt.

We only reject petitions that don’t meet the petition standards.

Date submitted 20 June 2014
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