Rejected petition Ban Michael Owen from Football Commentary and Punditry

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Michael Owen is a travesty and a disgrace to football pundits and commentators everywhere. I would much rather defecate into my own hands and clap than listen to him. He is a threat to our ear drums and our mental state. Please have him removed with immediate effect.

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It’s about something that the UK Government or Parliament is not directly responsible for.

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Date submitted 18 October 2014
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