Rejected petition Ban the heinous act of playing Coldplay songs

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Coldplay are hurtful. They are hurtful to the fabric of Western society, with their rubbish lyrics and Chris Martin's whiny voice. Many ears are left bleeding after listening to their garbage.

I invite the government of the United Kingdom to remove Coldplay from our media, airwaves and screens. Thereby freeing up space for decent tunes and saving mass ear bleedage.

This petition was rejected

Why was this petition rejected?

It’s about something that the UK Government or Parliament is not directly responsible for.

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Date submitted 2 December 2014
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