Rejected petition Shove a pineapple up Andrew RT Davies' arse when he uses the word "separatist"

He's constantly using the word to describe his political opponents without any evidence to show that they are, in fact, separatists. If we shove a pineapple up his arse every time he does it, it might make him stop.

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After hearing about these non-existent separatists for months it's time to do something about it!

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Date submitted 20 March 2026
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